You know you're staying in a hostel when..

You read "free breakfast" and get excite because you're on a budget but it's actually so disgusting you buy your own groceries.

You sit alone on purpose to make new friends.

You are always woken up by someone turning the light on at a ridiculous time of the night.

You are room mating with Australians.

You put food marked with your name in the fridge and STILL someone eats it.

You are drunk mostly every night.

You are constantly in search of a power outlet.

You make new friends and go out together, except that one person who will not stop pestering you.

You are constantly angry in the morning because some cunt is taking too long in the shower so you get revenge on them by using their shower products.

You turn the tap on while you're on the toilet.

You leave your towel hanging in the toilet and it becomes to be used as a footrag.

You are room mating with Asians that keep to themselves and are anti social.

You have people who turn the fan on or leave the window open when it's ridiculously cold.

You are in constant search of stable Internet connection.

You miss home.

You are most likely on a budget or travelling many cities.

You buy flip flops and someone takes them.

You are paranoid and shove everything in the locker in case someone decides to steal your Calvin Klein underwear.

You get a mixed room and room mate with girls who leave their shit all over the floor and take an hour each in the bathroom.

You are well equipped with your hair straightener and other numerous electronics and some cunt wants to use them.

You take advantage of any free alcohol that is unmarked in the fridge.

You take advantage of any free food that is preservative or gluten free that is unmarked in the fridge.

You wake up and come home at ridiculous times of the night.

You sit outside and everyone is smoking and as soon as you know it you smell like cigarettes.

You go out clubbing nearly every night.

You put your earphones in to talk to no one but someone will not get the point.

You are in your room and someone is bragging about their life.

You sign up on tours by the hostel but they're actually really shit.

You make plans with specific people and other people invite themselves.

You are most likely in a debt because people owe you money.

You most likely have the driest chapped skin because the water is chlorinated.

You are astonished how the vending machine sells condoms and alcohol but not a regular bottle of water.

You imagine staying in a luxury hotel.

You are eating sweetened bread.

You are questioning how much your room is really worth.

You are sneaking food in the room hoping the cleaner doesn't find it because it's not allowed.

You are kept awake by people having sex in the bathroom because technically you are only disallowed "in the room".

You catch someone touching your stuff (this has actually happened).

You can't find your bag because someone's moved it.

You don't trust leaving your razor out in the bathroom because someone's probably used it to shave their pubes.

You spend more time waiting for hot water to come out than actually having a shower.

You're using someone's mouth wash.

You are utilising the concept of free towels.

You are awoken by housekeeping at early times of the morning.

You always carry condoms.

You have most likely been checked out by someone, some girl is keen for your D or made someone hard.

You eavesdrop on all the boys talking about that one girl from Brazil everyone wants to fuck.

You talk to one or two English girls who are probably sluts and most likely have put out to every guy in the hostel.

You stay away from that one person in the hostel that parades the fact they do hard drugs.

You stay away from the people with strange piercings or odd hair colours because you think they're thieves and most of the time they are.

You don't give out free cigarettes to anyone unless you want to fuck them.

You are a guy and a girl is in front of you and some guy opens the door for her and then slams it in your face.

You begin to hate it because everything is so sex driven.

You get paranoid you'll get caught with "stuff" at the airport, not because you're smoking it but because everyone else around you is.

You actually begin to dislike party culture.

You miss your food at home.

You miss your comfy bed.

You miss snuggling with your teddy bear at nearly 20 years of age.

You miss your wifi.

You miss your washing machine.

You miss your lazy days.

You miss your own food.

You miss home.